Send Me a Coconut

inthetopofthetower:

This is absolutely beautiful! However, inspired by all the things about equality that keeps popping up on my dash, I have to ask, why there’s no white woman included. It seems like the maker have tried to cover as many races as possible, so then why not white? 

thorinsmajesty:

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

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I want that to be the final line of my biography.

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I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.
Frankenstein’s Monster - Frankenstein — Mary Shelley (via scifi-fantasy-horror)
superskrull:

SNIKT! (x)

superskrull:

SNIKT! (x)

noahmwashburn:

IT NEVER ENDS

noahmwashburn:

IT NEVER ENDS

shorelle:

This is elvish-elvis' fault for making the Han Yolo comment in a previous post. SORRY NOT SORRY

Aragorn II, King Elessar of the Reunited Kingdom

aknowlee:

the fuck is this show

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SCENES

princeofbellehair:

“I believe that your soul and my soul are very old friends.”

Mandeq Ahmed, “Mates” (via dominicjohndiglio)

We were on location somewhere and he serenaded me at a restaurant table in the middle of a very crowded restaurant in the evening … and when he serenaded me, he really did serenade me. He wasn’t taking the mickey, it was absolutely serious as only Jeremy could be serious in a situation like that. I was sitting there, and suddenly his voice was floating out all over this restaurant, and he improvised this song all about me and my beautiful wife and my beautiful son. I was absolutely crimson with embarrassment. But it didn’t make me love him any the less.
David Burke on Jeremy Brett’s irresistible urge to sing
(via anchorfaced)
crotchetybushtit:

rightwinged:

crotchetybushtit:

hey, this is the government
we saw that post you made on tumblr dot com and we think that’s really cool that you want to be independent and stuff
we’re here to take away your access to public roads and we’re pulling your kids out of school. we’re taking away your high school diploma and any degrees you got at a public univeristy.
you can’t use the post office anymore, the only reason that’s as cheap as it is is that you share the service with other US citizens.
we’ll no longer be monitoring the safety of your water, as independent as you are, i bet you can identify whether your water has 44 ppm of nitrate in it by yourself.
your employer can start making you work on the weekends and for longer hours. we’ve notified them that you no longer need the government to protect you and they are really excited to get those extra hours of work out of you.
if someone breaks into your house or your house catches on fire, you should be able to handle that yourself. you don’t need government to save you.
we’re also taking back the tax credits we’ve given you over the years for childcare, homeowning, getting an education, buying a yacht, starting a business, etc. we know you’re so independent you don’t even want that support!
we’ve let all the state, national, and local parks know who you are so they won’t let you in.
so again, this is the government, thanking you for taking the initiative! you’re very brave.

You have no clue what government handouts are apparently.

nah i know exactly what “government handouts” are - they’re conveniently all the government services you don’t partake of.

crotchetybushtit:

rightwinged:

crotchetybushtit:

hey, this is the government

we saw that post you made on tumblr dot com and we think that’s really cool that you want to be independent and stuff

we’re here to take away your access to public roads and we’re pulling your kids out of school. we’re taking away your high school diploma and any degrees you got at a public univeristy.

you can’t use the post office anymore, the only reason that’s as cheap as it is is that you share the service with other US citizens.

we’ll no longer be monitoring the safety of your water, as independent as you are, i bet you can identify whether your water has 44 ppm of nitrate in it by yourself.

your employer can start making you work on the weekends and for longer hours. we’ve notified them that you no longer need the government to protect you and they are really excited to get those extra hours of work out of you.

if someone breaks into your house or your house catches on fire, you should be able to handle that yourself. you don’t need government to save you.

we’re also taking back the tax credits we’ve given you over the years for childcare, homeowning, getting an education, buying a yacht, starting a business, etc. we know you’re so independent you don’t even want that support!

we’ve let all the state, national, and local parks know who you are so they won’t let you in.

so again, this is the government, thanking you for taking the initiative! you’re very brave.

You have no clue what government handouts are apparently.

nah i know exactly what “government handouts” are - they’re conveniently all the government services you don’t partake of.

giancarlovolpe:

I would buy one

giancarlovolpe:

I would buy one


Adolph Menzel - Artist’s Model, Seen in Back View, Putting on an Eighteenth-Century Uniform, ca. 1850

Adolph Menzel - Artist’s Model, Seen in Back View, Putting on an Eighteenth-Century Uniform, ca. 1850